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| Pete & Don |
10:01: Roger & the drinking bird!
10:02: Joan: “I’m late.”
Roger: “Have you had the rabbit test?” (Now we’re getting into a great story line! Go writers!)
10:03: Sally at Shea with the BEATLES! Don is the BEST Dad EVER!
10:04: Lane with a Mickey Mouse & Balloons—oddly appropriate.
10:05: Uh-oh Lane! Daddy-ums has come to take you home to your wife.
10:06: Defense Department Contract! A little Viet Nam $$$. You can show bombs in the ads, just can’t say “bomb.” Harry the Whore is on his way to California, but no one knows why. I think Harry has a secret (& I think it has something to do with Sal—you heard it here first!)
10:07: Lane’s 2 daddy’s at the Bunny Club. (Hey, was that Gloria Steinam in the background?)
10:08: Bunny asks to see Lane’s key: “Is it borrowed?”
Whiskey sours for everyone! I’m in Lane!
10:09: Lane’s got a sweet tooth for chocolate Bunnies, but Daddy doesn’t share that sweet tooth.
10:10: “Goodfellas” comes to Connecticut. Feds come knocking on Betty’s door. When she asks them if she can get her cigarettes, is she really pulling a Karen Hill and flushing all the coke down the crapper?
10:11: Betty swallows Dicks (real identity).
10:12: Betty tells Don about the Feds and he starts to sweat. He’s as paranoid as Henry Hill who’s so coked out of his head he sees helicopters. Don’s Dick's showing.
10:13: Megin: “I filled it out & you signed it.”
Don: “I didn’t read it.” Sure, blame it on the secretary.
10:14: Dick’s head is throbbing—he needs a drink badly. He pours it, and…commercial break! No, No, No—we want to see Dick swallow it!
Commercial Break
10:17: Lane loves Chocolate Bunnies at home!
10:18: Ding Dong—Daddyum’s is here. Guess who’s coming to dinner?
10:19: Here’s a twist—Roger & Joan visit the doctor instead of playing doctor. Oh, sure, send Joan to Jersey to bury the body.
10:20: For smug Pete’s sake! Don needs to keep Dick in his pants.
10:21: Roger: “Keep the baby, your husband will think it’s his.”
10:22: Roger: “Joan, do you want me to come?” No, Roger, that’s how she got pregnant in the first place.
10:23: Betty’s Bedroom Confession, or “I don’t want any secrets. (But man, do I have them!)”
10:24: Pete: “I don’t have to live with your shit over my head.” No, he’s living with Dick over your head.
10:25: Don’s going off the deep end—setting up a trust for the kids with access for Betty.
10:26: Accountant: “Please tell me you’re schtooping that girl out there!”
Commercial Break
10:30: Joanie in Jersey
10:31: Woman in waiting room assumes Joan is there with her daughter. Joan complies with the lies.
10:32: Don to Dr. Miller: “You’re not a real doctor.”
Dr. Miller: “No, but I play (like) one.”
10:33: Roger’s only client dumps him. “It’s over. I’m sorry.”
10:34: Roger’s panicking.
10:35: Roger: Ain’t too proud to beg sweet darling.”
10:36: Nitro pills with a martini chaser!
10:37: Don pulls a Karen Hill when Jimmy tells her to go take some dresses—he’s paranoid, shaking, and thinks the two men in the hallway are out to kill him.
10:38: Don’s kneeling in the bathroom—not because of a bar bender, but because of mind bender.
Commercial Break (MadMen rip-off commercial—great, now I hate Klondike Bars.)
10: 42: Daddy’s here! To Sir with Love.
10:43: Lane’s Rebel with a Cause—watch out Lane—don’t piss him off—he’ll beat you with his cane!
10:44: OMG!!!! Did Daddy just pull a Billy Bats on Lane???? And did he shoot his eye out with that cane? Lane looks like Ralphie in “A Christmas Story” when his glasses break on the ground.
“You’re coming home with me you petulant child. Get your house in order.”
10:45: Pete in PJ’s watching Hazel!!!!
10:46: Joanie on the bus. Did she do it? Did she do it?
10:47: Faye, now you tell Don you have valium????
10:48: Don tells Faye about Dick.
10:49: The truth will set you free; or throw you into prison.
10:50: Don snuggling with Faye?? I think he’s in love.
Commercial Break
10:54: Pete takes the fall to protect Don. Something tells me this will come back to haunt the show!
10:55: Joan agrees with Roger that they avoided a tragedy, but which tragedy. The tragedy of having an abortion or the tragedy of not keeping the baby?
10:56: Tense partner’s meeting.
10:57: Did Roger try to say the “F” word????!!!! I heard the bleep.
10:58: Amazing Lane’s father didn’t leave a scar on lane.
10:59: Crisis Avoided!!!!!
11:00: Beatles Tickets!!!! And crafty Megin caught Don's attention putting on her lipstick in profile. Don, I thought you were keeping Dick under wraps, you saucy boy!
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